AusPharmacy, our delivery & quality guarantee
Those of you new to ordering steroids online will tend to question what guarantees and fail-safes are in-place to ensure successful delivery of high quality gear. And fair enough too, its not like you’re ordering these type of items from Amazon.
For peace of mind I guarantee delivery & guarantee the quality of all products. For this guarantee to be meaningful to you as a customer I have the following policies in place-
Guaranteed delivery-
Your order lands or receive a free re-ship! Sleep well knowing that I guarantee deliver for every order I post. I maintain tracking for every order shipped so if your order has not landed I’ll review your tracking & re-post if the order has goes 4 weeks without landing. It’s extremely rare an order does not land given the OPSEC protocols I have in place.
OPSEC = Operational Security (aka being as discrete and secure as possible)
Note- Please ensure the correct name & address are used in full when placing your orders. I do not cover re-ships if an order is rejected at the delivery point due to an incorrect name or delivery address.
HPLC Testing Guarantee-
Many people in the community will test their gear via HPLC. This is by far the best way to have your products laboratory tested to determine the exact compounds and concentrations. My offer is full reimbursement of the cost of testing lab costs + shipping costs + $100 store credit for each product tested. Recommended HPLC Lab- janoshik.com
Blood Work Guarantee-
When you have your mid-cycle blood work taken you can expect your Free & Total Testosterone levels to be at the levels relevant to the dosages of testosterone you are taking.
If they’re not I’ll cover the cost of replacing your Testosterone as well as the cost of having your blood work taken. I’m that confident in my products!
I hope the above policies leave you with better peace of mind for ordering online 😎
If at any point during these articles you’re unsure of something or need some further clarification please reach out. Also feel free to reach out if you’d like assistance to buy steroids or PED’s in Australia from a domestic source. You’ve come to the right place, I’m the top choice for steroids in Australia for a reason!
As always I’m (Zac) just an email away & I want to help you achieve your ideal physique – [email protected]
Peace out fam ✌️
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Zac – [email protected]
-Domestic Steroids & Pharma Meds Australia
‘Your only competition is yourself, be better than you were yesterday’
Limited Progression as a natty, it is what it is
Natty = A natural bodybuilder, as in someone who has not used performance enhancing drugs
Enhanced = An enhanced bodybuilder, as in someone who has used performance enhancing drugs
We’ve been lied to for decades on whats naturally attainable with regards to body composition. The vast majority of the population have been brainwashed by clever supplement marketing & not so honest Marvel/DC actors on whats ‘naturally attainable’. Oh and let not forget that gym-bro that swears he’s natty.
It’s understandable though, supplement companies need to sell stock & actors need to keep acting.
As for the gym-bros its not in their best interest to admit they’re enhanced. For a start it’s not socially accepted as its seen as promoting ‘unhealthy behaviour’. No one wants to be shunned socially so it’s easier to deny deny deny! Plus being honest about steroid usage can result in people losing their jobs and thus ability to produce an income…..
Jesus even Terry Crews at 53 & jacked claims natty. Terry loves yoghurt, but Terry also loves gear.
Sadly all of this means that the average Aussie has an unrealistic expectation of whats naturally attainable. When it comes to attainable muscle mass we’re capped by our genetics (aka our genetic limit). Furthermore we’re limited in how quickly we can progress to our genetic limit.
People don’t get jacked fast unless they take gear. And even then genetics play a massive role on ones response to gear. We live in a society where everyone gets a participation award but the sad reality is that were not all built the same. Most of us have average genetics
How much progress can one make naturally? One model thats widely used to estimate progress is the Lyle McDonald Model-
The above table are averages based on an individual who is natural and has their training, nutrition & sleeping on point. If you have great genetics you can progress more, if you have bad genetics you will progress less.
If like myself your genetics aren’t great, make up for it by being the hardest worker in the room!
Peace out fam ✌️
Zac – [email protected]
Your only competition is yourself, be better than you were yesterday
How do you know your steroids are high quality in Australia?
How often have you heard at work ‘safety is our number one priority!’ What a load of BS, do you know what trumps Safety in any industry? Quality! Simply put Quality is Safety on steroids.
Think about it, if a product is made with piss poor quality then it poses a massive safety risk & can cripple a business.
For example: Say a company made poor quality airbags that were installed in half a million Australian cars that randomly exploded, killing dozens of people & injuring hundreds more. Making poor quality products like that would bring a business to its knees (google Takata recall 😣 )
I guess my point here is that quality is extremely important in any industry. When it comes to Australian Under Ground Labs (UGL’s) the quality of their products will make/break their brand & reputation.
With regards to steroid quality there are 3 main factors that underline if the product is ‘good quality’-
- The Steroid has been produced & stored in a way that makes it safe for a human administration (i.e.- made in a sterile environment with sterile utensils & quality raw materials. Contained in clean/sterile vials/containers & stored in a clean environment)
- The Steroid is the correct compound
- The Steroid is the correct dosage
Now there are plenty of Gym-Bros that will claim they can tell the quality of a steroids just from looking at it 🤦🏻♂️
Lets be real here, if you want to know your steroids are high quality in Australia you have a few methods at hand. Not all methods are equal though so for simplicity I’ve listed them from most effective to shit-house 💩
Checking the Quality of your Steroids in Australia-
1- HPLC Testing (the gold standard) 👌
High-Pressure Liquid Chromatography (HPLC) is a method used to quantify, identify and isolate the components of non-volatile liquid mixtures. In layman terms a very smart man in a white coat will introduce a sample of a steroid into a very smart machine which will then do its thing and tell you the exact compound/s and dosage/s.
This is seen as the gold standard of testing the quality of steroids in the community. Any steroid supplier in Australia worth their weight will be open to having their products lab tested.
For peace of mind I do have a HPLC offer that any customer can take me up on-
AusPharmacy HPLC Testing Offer- The offer is full reimbursement of the cost of testing lab costs + shipping costs + $100 store credit for each product tested.
Recommended HPLC Lab– janoshik.com
*If you’d like to take advantage of this offer please email me over at- [email protected]
2- Blood Work 👍
Ok so I’m going to start this one by pointing out that blood work is extremely important & some what complicated. Its for this reason that I’m only breezing over it here & intend to do many detailed articles on it in the near future.
In the context of steroid quality users will typically have their blood work taken on cycle & expect to see changes in certain markers compared to their baseline blood work taken pre-cycle-
- Total & Free Testosterone- Should be elevated when running high Testosterone
- LH & FSH – Should be VERY low or 0 when running high levels of androgens due to being suppressed
- Estrogen – Should be elevated with running compounds that aromitise
As you can see you can get indicators with regards to quality but it’s nothing on a HPLC.
Zac’s Pro Tip- If you do not have a trusted doctor who will assist you with blood work then you can order private blood work through imedical here
3- Third Party Reviews 👍
How awesome is the internet? You can pretty much find any type of forum where people are united by a common interest.
The largest forum for steroids in Australia is the BS Board. This amazing community provides a great place for steroid users & enthusiast to come together and discuss anything steroid /PED related.
With-in this forum is a review section where users from around the nation will share user reviews, blood work & HPLC testing results.
I highly recommend you visit the forum and see our latest customer reviews, you can find the BS Board here
4- At home steroid testing kits 💩
For a few hundred dollars you can get your own at home steroid testing kit.
On face value these testing kits look like the holy grail for quality testing, sadly these cheap test are not very accurate. When you take into account injectable steroids can use different carrier oils & oral steroids use different filling agents it makes it impossible for these tests to be accurate.
A quick review of any steroid forum will show you that the general consensus is that these testing kits are garbage. I’ve tried these kits many times with great disappointment, the last one I ran had Anavar come up as Tren 🤦🏻♂️
But hey a broken clock is right twice a day!
5– Feelings & Side Effects 💩
Users who have had decades of experience will often gauge the quality of a product from how they are feeling when running said compound. Whilst I can agree that some of these experienced users can gauge a compound it’s not very scientific and for the most part not very reliable.
Furthermore when some gym-bros see people doing this they get a big head and proceed to exert confidence that they can do the same…….
Also we see steroid users trying to gauge the quality of their steroids based on if side effects are present (such as water retention, pumps, sweating, sleeping disturbances etc). What you need to understand here is that you can run the exact same cycle twice where the first time you have side effects and the second time you don’t. Our bodies are very complex and it’s not as simple as A + B = C. Hence why gauging the quality of steroids based on ‘sides’ is shitty at best.
Just to recap here are the 5 methods we’ve explored for gauging the quality of steroids in Australia & their rating-
- HPLC – Excellent
- Blood Work – Good
- Third Party Reviews = Good
- At Home Steroid Testing Kits = Shithouse
- Feelings & Side Effects = Shithouse
If at any point during these articles you’re unsure of something or need some further clarification please reach out. Also feel free to reach out if you’d like assistance to buy steroids or PED’s in Australia from a domestic source. You’ve come to the right place, I’m the top choice for steroids in Australia for a reason!
As always I’m (Zac) just an email away & I want to help you achieve your ideal physique – [email protected]
Peace out fam ✌️
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Zac – [email protected]
-Domestic Steroids & Pharma Meds Australia
‘Your only competition is yourself, be better than you were yesterday’
Can you safely order steroids through the post in Australia?
Remember back in the day when you had to go down to the shops to get something you wanted? Then over time you found that online shopping provided you with more choice, competitive pricing and best of all the item you want gets delivered right to your doorstep!
Well it’s no different with regards to steroids really, nowadays it’s easier and more convenient to get your steroids in Australia delivered right to your door.
Now newbies in the community tend to err on the side of caution and question how safe it is to receive steroids in Australia through the post. This is understandable but lets break this down and look at the facts-
Fact 1- Domestic Post = Safe, International Post = Risky
When ordering steroids in Australia it’s important to understand that screening of the post is done by customs at the point parcels are entering Australia from international sender (International Post) All of AusPharmacy’s deliveries are posted domestically from with-in Australia! Thus they do not need to clear customs & they are not screened
Fact 2- Being discrete is key
All orders from AusPharmacy are done so in the most discrete method possible. Part of this means your parcel will be discrete, boring & not draw any attention. From looking at and accessing the parcel no one would know its contents, thus it blends into the rest of the post & no one is the wiser.
Fact 3- Understanding Australian Postal Network/Volume
The Australian postal system is largest logistical network in Australia, it also delivers the largest volume in Australia by a country mile. Managing logistics at this scale is no easy feat! Do you know what their internal moto is? ‘We solve problems the Nation didn’t know it had, in ways the average Aussie wouldn’t understand’
In 2021 alone they delivered more than 2.6 billion items to 12.4 million delivery points across Australia. Thats over 7 million parcels delivered every day 😲
Do you really think they’re going to be screening/reviewing 7 million parcels a day? Especially when they’re dealing with constant changing COIVD-19 restrictions, floods, fires & other national disasters? Also let not forget it’s not a private business, it’s a government run operation……But hats off to them, they still do a good job given the volume & complexities they deal with.
Fact 4- Standard Post v Express Post
Nowadays everyone wants their online deliveries the next day…..thanks Amazon 😐 As convenient as express post is it’s not ideal for receiving steroids in the mail. Express mail is more prone to being reviewed as they often need to be placed on/off planes. It’s for this reason I only ship via standard post as it’s the safest available option for all.
Fact 5- Steroids are not viewed socially as a ‘hard drug’
From an Australian social standpoint steroids are not really seen as a ‘hard drug’ by society. Sure it’s frowned upon my many but it’s clear running steroids/PED’s are becoming more common place and socially accepted (for the most part). Over time the Australian public has become more liberal with its stance on soft drugs like steroids. Thus there’s less of a carrot for postal audits to pick up steroids, it’s simply not the priority focus for them or the best use of their time 🙊
I trust this gives you a better understanding of how ordering steroids in Australia through the post is safe. I’m going to leave you with some of my quick tip as I get asked about these aspect of ordering quite oftern-
Zac’s Quick Tips–
- Use your real name- If you use a fake name on your order and it’s by rejected by your partner, housemate, mother, mistress then it’s going to be very hard to get that package back unless you have an ID with the fake name on it. This is not a headache you want
- Consider using a PO box or a Parcel Locker- Don’t want your order arriving at your house? Easy, just go down to your post shop and register a PO box or parcel locker and have it sent there
- Increase your security- To be more anonymous when ordering you can use a VPN & a Tor browser. Only around 10% of people do this but it’s always best to be as secure as possible.
- Use an encrypted email- Sign up for a free encrypted ProtonMail account. Again only 10% of people do this but it’s always best to be as secure as possible.
If at any point during these articles you’re unsure of something or need some further clarification please reach out. Also feel free to reach out if you’d like assistance to buy steroids or PED’s in Australia from a domestic source. You’ve come to the right place, I’m the top choice for steroids in Australia for a reason!
As always I’m (Zac) just an email away & I want to help you achieve your ideal physique – [email protected]
Peace out fam ✌️
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Zac – [email protected]
-Domestic Steroids & Pharma Meds Australia
‘Your only competition is yourself, be better than you were yesterday’
Buying steroids in Australia online, the new normal
Are you interested in buying steroids in Australia? Well it’s never been easier!
In the past if you wanted gear you’d have to have the balls to approach the 120kg beast deadlifting the equivalent of a small car (aka the ‘gym-bro’). If you were deemed trustworthy you’d be presented with a paper product list and pay him in cash in the gym bathroom, If all went well you’d get questionable gear in the coming days/weeks 😅
Now lets not kid ourselves this is still occurring today but what were seeing is the introduction of disruptive technology resulting in mass adoption of purchasing steroids in Australia online, this is the new normal. This significant change in the market has been brought to us thanks to the innovation of cryptocurrencies alloying for anonymous payments & legal safe havens for hosting Australian steroid Ecommerce stores.
Disruptive technology– “new ways of doing things that disrupt or overturn the traditional business methods and practices“
When you compare the old v new way of purchasing steroids in Australia it’s easy to see why ordering online is the new normal-
The Benefits of Buying online-
- Ability to Purchase- Anyone with a smart phone or computer can go online to sites like auspharmacy.is to order steroids & ancillaries in a few easy steps. The ability for anyone to purchase steroids in Australia has never been easier. No more relying on a mate of a mate or approaching that jacked gym-bro mid set.
- Product Range & Inventory- Being an online store you can easily view the full range of steroids/ancillaries available. With actual inventory levels linked to the store you can easily see whats in stock and whats not. I don’t know about you but I’d much prefer to see a picture of the product I’m buying and being able to see if it’s in stock, unlike the old school paper product lists!
- Information & Communication- You’ll find product information on the product pages, as well as guidance with regards to usage/dosages. Additionally you will always have an open line of communication for any queries/questions (email: [email protected])
- Delivery Method- Safely receive your discretely packaged goods which are posted straight to your door, PO box or parcel locker. No need to meet that gym-bro out back in his Toyota Camry.
- Product Quality & Reviews- Online stores that supply steroids in Australia tend to have much higher quality of products than what a gym-bro will be flogging down at the gym. The internet has provided us with a great ‘check & balance’ system by way of online 3rd party reviews. If everyone in Aus can purchase steroids online, then too can they review steroids online. This has made way for many reputable 3rd party review sites/forums to keep the community informed on who’s who in the zoo and who has the best quality products in Australia (wanting to see 3rd party reviews? then checkout the following forum which has new reviews daily https://bs-board.org/forum
There you have it! It’s clear to see why more and more people are choosing to purchase their steroids in Australia online & why this is the new normal.
If at any point during these articles you’re unsure of something or need some further clarification please reach out. Also feel free to reach out if you’d like assistance to buy steroids or PED’s in Australia from a domestic source. You’ve come to the right place, I’m the top choice for steroids in Australia for a reason!
As always I’m (Zac) just an email away & I want to help you achieve your ideal physique – [email protected]
Peace out fam ✌️
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Zac – [email protected]
-Domestic Steroids & Pharma Meds Australia
‘Your only competition is yourself, be better than you were yesterday’
How to order steroids in Australia with Bitcoin (Guide)
Now if you’re new to this I bet you’re asking yourself ‘Why do I have to pay in Bitcoin?‘
You’ve bought plenty of things online right? You use a credit card and PayPal to buy things online all the time, why can’t I just do that to buy steroids online? What about bank transfer, that seems like a simple payment method right?
Well lets break that down and see why using these payment methods to purchase steroids online in Australia is seen as ‘risky’
Risky Payment Methods-
Credit Card- Visa & MasterCard don’t want there their services used to buy steroids. I think we can all understand that. Visa or MasterCard have entire teams/departments as well as automated checks and balances set up to ensure their services aren’t being to purchase items such as steroids. They have the ability to cancel your card, put a freeze on your account and send you a not so nice letter in the mail. In addition they will use their might powers to freeze our payment gateway. That doesn’t sound fun for anyone right?
PayPal- Not really much different to using a Credit Card. In that PapPal does not want to be used for purchasing steroids, it’s just bad PR really. They will freeze your account and mine too in no time.
Bank Transfer- Well this one is really 2 fold. Firstly having a bank account in Australia means you’re identity is known. You need a great deal of identification to open a bank account plus your recored on CCTV when doing so. Secondly every transaction you send from your bank is recorded forever. It’s be easy for someone to flag that which could result in your account being frozen
So knowing this were left with the question of- How can we safely purchase steroids in Australia online without getting accounts frozen and people sticking their nose where it does not belong?……..and the answer to that is Bitcoin!
But Zac I don’t have any Bitcoin?
Well the honest answer is that Bitcoin (also referred to as BTC) is actually much easier to purchase and use than you probably think. To guide you on how to order & pay via Bitcoin I have created the below guide & FAQ.
Once you’ve done it once you’ll be a pro!
Zac’s Short Bitcoin Guide-
- Place an order via the site (Auspharmacy.is)
- Upon reaching the checkout populate your delivery details & submit your order
- Next the platform will use the current exchange rate to determine how much BTC is required to make payment, when doing so you’ll be presented with the following-
- BTC Amount – This is the amount of Bitcoin thats needed to make payment for your order
- BTC Wallet Address – This is the Bitcoin wallet that you need to send the Bitcoin amount to. (Note- A new wallet is generated for every order in order to verify payment)
- Next you’ll need to proceed to a Bitcoin exchange platform to purchase Bitcoin. Some of the popular ones are; Coinspot, Cointree, Bitcoin Australian etc (Note- Coinspot is the most popular & easiest to use)
- You’ll need to create an account with the platform. Being an Australian platform you’ll need to provide photo ID when doing so. Do not let this deter you, it’s standard practice in Aus.
- Once registered purchase the required amount of BTC and have it sent to the BTC wallet address that was provided at the checkout (Note- If the BTC provider has a transaction fee you’ll need to factor this into the amount you are purchasing/sending)
- Note- confirm the payment
See it’s easy-peasy! Once you’ve done the whole process once it’ll all click for you and you’ll be a pro at it 👌
Now to help you further I’ve summarised the main FAQ’s below. If your question is not answered here shoot me an email over at- [email protected]
Zac’s Ordering & Bitcoin FAQ
- Do I use my real name when I order? It’s not advised to use an alias/fake name, if you need to collect it from the post office it will make this task very hard. If you’re worried having your name on a package containing steroids just remember that so long as no one can prove you ordered, you can’t be at fault. You can’t help it if someone put your name on a package, thats you of your control 😉
- Do I use my normal email when I order? You can but for added security I recommend you sign up for a free ProtonMail email account. It’s not necessary but it is handy having an encrypted email account thats not linked to you for all the order confirmation emails to go to
- Will I receive a confirmation once the payment has been received & shipped? Yes, you’ll receive an email once the full payment has been received & another email once the order has been shipped out. Orders are posted next business day
- Is the BTC payment/transaction instant? No, Bitcoin takes time to clear. Usually 15 mins or so, but it can be longer so go get in some quick cardio whilst you’re waiting
- Do I need to set up my own BTC wallet to make payment? Not really, you can purchase the BTC and have it sent directly to the order wallet you were provided with at the checkout. If you set up your own wallet you’ll be hit with extra transaction fees
- I’ve sent the Bitcoin but it has not hit the BTC wallet yet? 99% of the time this happens you’ll have an email in your inbox/junk folder from your BTC provider where they are asking you to confirm the transaction. Click the link in the email and they’ll send the BTC
- Why is the AUD amount I need to pay for the BTC different to my order total? Bitcoin exchange platforms, like any other business, exists to make money. They don’t do it for love. They make money by offering you a ‘lower than market exchange rate’ when you are purchasing BTC (same as when you’re getting currency converted for Bali or Fiji). When your order total is calculated on the AusPharmacy site its done so by using the ‘current market exchange rate’.
- The Bitcoin wallet has expired, what do I do? When placing an order there is a 10hr time limit on the wallet to make payment, after which time the order expires if no payment has been received. The time limit is only there so I can maintain inventory levels. The Bitcoin wallet does not actually expire, it’ll remain active forever. If the time limit has expired and you have made payment then just email me and I’ll sort the order on my end ([email protected])
- I’ve sent through the Bitcoin but it’s showing as a partial payment? Partial payment usually occurs due to one or both of the following reasons. Firstly when you were purchasing the Bitcoin you requested the ‘AUD’ amount instead of the ‘BTC’ amount. You must always request the ‘BTC’ amount as the platform exchange rates will always differ from the market rate. The other reason partial payments occur is that you have not factored in the platforms transaction fee, if they have a transaction fee they may take this out of each amount you are setting so you’ll need to factor this in. This is usually to the amount of .0005 or .0003 BTC.
- How do I fix a partial payment? Send the missing amount of BTC to the same BTC order wallet. If you have to overpay due to an order minimum then shoot me an email and I’ll sort you our with a store credit.
- It’s asking me for a 2FA? Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) is a tool the Bitcoin exchange platforms use to help protect your account from unauthorised access by requiring you to enter an additional code when you sign in or send Bitcoin. This is something you’ll need to set up with the platform and should be pretty straight forward (check their FAQ section)
- Can I view the BTC order wallet online? Yes you can see your wallet by clicking the ‘Payment address’ link found in your order confirmation email.
- I have leftover BTC in my wallet, what do I do? HODL, Bitcoin has proven to be the greatest investment in history & its here to stay as a store of wealth. Get around it!
I hope this has given you more clarity around ordering and how to use Bitcoin. As always if you still have questions shoot me an email.
If at any point during these articles you’re unsure of something or need some further clarification please reach out. Also feel free to reach out if you’d like assistance to buy steroids or PED’s in Australia from a domestic source. You’ve come to the right place, I’m the top choice for steroids in Australia for a reason!
As always I’m (Zac) just an email away & I want to help you achieve your ideal physique – [email protected]
Peace out fam ✌️
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Zac – [email protected]
-Domestic Steroids & Pharma Meds Australia
‘Your only competition is yourself, be better than you were yesterday’
